Title:#70 random blogggs! (:
I was reading and tagging other ppl's blog when I saw funny and interesting, as well as sad stuffs.
Some here (:

This is so very very funny! >>

  • "My son is under the doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
  • "Please excuse Mary for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot."
  • "Please excuse Fred for being. It was his father's fault."
  • "Please ackuse Fred being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and 33,"
  • "Mary was absent from school yesterday as she was having a gangover."
  • "Mary could not come to school today because she was bother by very close veins."
  • "Fred has an acre in his side."
  • "Please excuse Fred from P.E. for a few days. He fell yesterday out of a tree and misplaced his hip."
  • "Please excuse Mary from Jim yesterday. She is administrating."
  • "Please excuse Fred for being absent. He had a cold and could not breed well."
  • "Please excuse Mary. She has been sick and under the doctor."
  • "Please excuse Mary from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps."
  • "John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face."
  • "Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hit in the growing part."
  • "My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent this weekend with the Marines."
  • "Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels."
  • "Maryann was absent Dec. 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low-grade fever. There must be the flu going around, her father even got hot last night."
  • "George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach."
  • "Ralph was absent yesterday because he had a sore trout."
  • "Please excuse Lupe. She is having problems with her ovals."
  • "Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diahr diahoah dyah the shits."

Credits from zenyee's blog! (:

Read wensoon's blog and realize im a very very bad student:x
It's the start of year one xD
Then also talk about Mr Kuo when he subbed our chem tcher at that time, Mr Lim Boon Ping! O_O
His post:
I definitely won't respect this person.
Today got diagnostic test. Kevin Cheng didn't come. Thus he subs him. Meaningful quotes in the 1 hr session...
1. "Minimum 500 words for a typically stupid student." Ass, I think I only write around that range lo...

2. "Anyone has anymore stupid questions?" Eh cher, u juz mentioned a stupid question... Sadly I didnt think he realised that..

3. "Do you have any stupid question to ask me?" Best answer of the month:"I have a stupid question for a stupid teacher to give me a stupid answer."Nice one Si Wei!

4. "One page is not enough". Eh cher, we write how long is our problem, u so kepo 4 wad? Is there a rule stating that teacher can insults student's intelligence when the teacher thinks they are stupid? He left his attitude in his mother's womb man!!

Mr Kuo lesson. Diao. He vry contradicting sia... First he said that the definition "a substance that cannot be broken down chemically." is useless cuz we cant know whether it can be broken down. So, his definition is "any substance that can be found in the periodic table", which I disagreed. I argued that if there is a new element, then according to his theory, that element is not an element? And he said some crap abt how the scientist are able to find out. This means that the first statement is true, isnt it? Sien... Anyway, didnt argue with him le... Scared he l8r no face, then kick or slap me.. He's alr intended to use the mechanical pencil to poke me... :x



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